dreamcatcher
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GET THAT FREAKIN CAMERA OUT OF MY FREAKEN FACE!!!!
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Post by dreamcatcher on Aug 30, 2006 20:08:20 GMT -5
has anyone heard of any weird laws? POST THEM HERE!!
example- In idaho, you can't fish from the back of a camel.
weird......
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Post by The Dragon Overlord on Aug 30, 2006 20:12:39 GMT -5
Here in Delaware is against the law to feed the ducks, but the tourists can feed the d*** rats with wings (seagulls) all they want It pisses The Dragon Overlord off!
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dreamcatcher
Budding Warrior
GET THAT FREAKIN CAMERA OUT OF MY FREAKEN FACE!!!!
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Post by dreamcatcher on Aug 30, 2006 20:19:28 GMT -5
I have broken that rule many time before......
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kashi
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U.S.S.R. Communism
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Post by kashi on Aug 30, 2006 23:45:23 GMT -5
In Tulsa Oklahoma it is written that you can not open a Coke bottle in downtown without a certafied engineer.
>.> ......am I going to Jail?
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Post by atlantadragon on Aug 31, 2006 20:19:50 GMT -5
I gots a book full of weird laws! In Pacific Grove California, it is illegal to molest butterflys. In tuscaloosa alabama, it is illegall to get an animal drunk in a public park. Eavsdropping on your own conversation is illegal in Illinois. I could keep em' coming all day!
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Post by sparkx on Aug 31, 2006 22:04:41 GMT -5
In Michigan its illigal to handcuff an Alligator to a fire hydrant.
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Who the hell would do that?
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Erinul Dragonis, Ookamiotoko
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Y'know, being a werewolf is fun at times, but when you're getting chased by the animal catcher...
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Post by Erinul Dragonis, Ookamiotoko on Aug 31, 2006 23:28:49 GMT -5
Here in Delaware is against the law to feed the ducks, but the tourists can feed the d*** rats with wings (seagulls) all they want It pisses The Dragon Overlord off! I never knew that. Maybe I shouldn't have thrown that piece of bread at some seagulls two years ago. They dive bombed that piece of bread like moths to a flame. XD
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Post by Kagato on Sept 1, 2006 16:20:04 GMT -5
I used to have a book that was full of these weird laws. I don't have it anymore, but some of the laws it contained were hilarious.
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Post by Dante on Sept 1, 2006 17:06:49 GMT -5
I gots a book full of weird laws! In Pacific Grove California, it is illegal to molest butterflys. Gah! Ive done that plenty of times @_@ Thank god that law doesnt obide here! I remember hearing crazy laws on that show Ripleys Beleive it or not. . . I heard one that you cant name your pig Nepolian.
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Post by atlantadragon on Sept 1, 2006 20:19:11 GMT -5
That must be in France. Heres more In Fairfax county Virginia it is illegal for a person to use a pogo stick on a bus. Its illegal to injure a football goal post in Massachussets. In south carolina it is illegal to talk suggestively to your girfriend. Well that just sucks!
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Post by zambarcecae on Sept 1, 2006 20:58:35 GMT -5
Here are some very wierd ones I found that are effective in Texas! It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. It is illegal to milk another person's cow. FloridaA special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (Umm... ooook ) Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Ew and Ow! Who would?) In HawaiiAll residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. OH NOOOOOO! Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.(Who the heck follows these laws?!?) One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office. (Def 'nently not Bush) ArizonaAny misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.(Where would a donkey find a bathtub to sleep in?) You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (Ew much! Why would they want to know?) North CarolinaIt's against the law to sing off key. (Not everyone can sing like a pop star and when you have that tune stuck in your head ya gotta belt it out, dood!) Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. (And where am I s'posed to get an Elephant?) While having sex, you must stay in the missionary position and have the shades pulled. (How the Hell would they get after you for that?!?) I f a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. (Letsa ring-a the wedding bells then) All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. (Then you have to waste effort you could use for fun for pushing the beds together instead, and when they're together you're too tired) It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard. (Blasphemy!) Oral sex is considered a crime against nature. ('Mnot sure who was the idiot who thought that up.) A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.(what you get for being sterile) I will keep them coming as I find them!
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Post by The Dragon Overlord on Sept 1, 2006 23:42:27 GMT -5
In Texas, its illegal for children to have unusual haircuts
In Lewes Delaware! It is illegal to wear pants that are form-fitting around the waist.
In Boston Massachusetts, it is illegal for someone to take a bath unless ordered by a physician.
In Baltimore Maryland, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get.
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Post by zambarcecae on Sept 1, 2006 23:56:29 GMT -5
In Texas, its illegal for children to have unusual haircuts In Boston Massachusetts, it is illegal for someone to take a bath unless ordered by a physician. In Baltimore Maryland, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get. That haircut law must have been broken by atleast a thousand times because some kids here have the most FREAKIEST ones I have yet to see this day. And no baths is not good for the little kids who want to play in the water. And then you're gonna have to pay alot of money to repair youe sink when that limes finally corodes the pipes and interior and junk
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Post by The Dragon Overlord on Sept 2, 2006 0:12:07 GMT -5
In Ssouth Carolina, every citizen is obliged to carry his gun to church (...HELL YEAH!! ;D)
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Post by zambarcecae on Sept 2, 2006 0:59:41 GMT -5
^Dayam! They got some crazy-ass laws here and there!
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Serge Stiles
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Post by Serge Stiles on Sept 2, 2006 1:27:55 GMT -5
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Post by zambarcecae on Sept 2, 2006 1:31:01 GMT -5
Yes that is where I got most of mine on me 'constanly-edtited' thread
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Post by Dante on Sept 5, 2006 20:34:30 GMT -5
Omg I just looked at the massachusetts laws. So freeking funny, heres some of the funniest:
-All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. -No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. -It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath. -A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. -Quakers and witches are banned. -Bullets may not be used as currency
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Post by atlantadragon on Sept 7, 2006 20:19:55 GMT -5
Can you imagine someone trying to get a gorilla in the back of a Scion or sommat like that? Would pay good money to see it!
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Post by Lady Dohwa on Sept 10, 2006 18:28:47 GMT -5
It is still techincally illegal in Tennesse for a woman to drive a car down a street without first having a man walk in front of her car warning others.
*grins evilly* if he's walking in front of my car he sure and hell better be running around 75 mph.
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